Emma-isms

A conversation Emma and I had today:

Emma: Mom, does this match?
Me: No, go change your shirt.
Emma: But mom . . .

Emma comes down stairs in a new shirt.

Emma: Mom does this match?
Me: No, go put your white butterfly shirt on.
Emma:Noooo, I don't want to.
Me: You can't go outside until you change your shirt.

15 Minutes Later, Emma is still wearing the same shirt.

Me: Emma, why don't you go get the mail.
Emma: No
Me: What? Do you want to get in trouble?
Emma: I don't want to go outside, it's hot.
Me: Put your shoes on.
Emma: No the air is hot and you said I couldn't go outside until I changed my shirt.
Me: . . . . .

2 points Emma, 0 points mom.